The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians.
So…
